Who’s Gonna Pay?
Hungarian Rockefeller
On a mission to Marbella
Blastin’ Love Me Tender
In the hacienda
Watch the Porsche Collector
With a smile like doctor Lecter
What a well-fed nepo baby
Stealing millions daily
Every G knows in the hood
Never pose with stolen goods
You won’t have time to hide it all away
Who’s gonna pay? x4
Have you seen it? Don’t you say no
¿Dónde está el dinero?
Brainless genius billionaire
You’ll be lonely in your cell
You thought this guy was the boss? No
The real boss lives in Moscow
Got a Stalin tat on the forearm
And he made this land a trollfarm
Honey, you ain’t no Jay Lo
Don’t flex when you should lay low
Greed is just like rabies
Infecting sugar babies
You’re so unhappy but you still want more
Hell’s still hell when it’s called Rose D’or
Now all you need’s a place to hide away
Who’s gonna pay? x4
Have you seen it? Don’t you say no
Dónde está el dinero?
Top ten lists, you’re on a roll
Playboy, Forbes, and Interpol
His halfwit friend is a billionaire now
His son-in-law is a billionaire now
He should have billions but somehow it’s zero
Zero savings in the bank
So poor, it’s such a shame, man
He’s the black sheep of the family
A guy without a game plan
Please, take me for a free ride
Could you do me one more favor?
Will you invite me to the beach house?
You know you’ll thank me later
Who’s gonna pay?
Sometimes Chinese, sometimes Russian
They love all kinds of corruption
Every time and everywhere
‘Cos they feel safe when you don’t care
Four-Six
Four-Six tram ride, spot the criminal
Don’t move, blend in, stay invisible
Urban jungle, that’s where it’s at
Lowlifes in their natural habitat
Not cool, not too pretty
I hate it like the government hates this city
The usual suspects pulling all the old tricks
I’m a survivor riding on the Four-Six
Are you ready? x3
A Four-Six tram ride ain’t too steady
Are you ready? x3
For a nightmare worse than Elm Street Freddy
This is how it feels
Like a no-go zone on wheels
Watch out, the seats are tricky
You’ve been sitting in something sticky
Rule number one: no eye contact
Disregard it, and get your skull cracked
Feel the magic working here
Wallets and phones just disappear
Watch the campaign bullshit bingo
They’ll fix it. I don’t think so
Every time it’s just like a movie scene
Joyride on the amber limousine
A Million Billboards
It’s a masterclass in trolling
Thank you all for enrolling
No IQ test for joining
How can you be so annoying?
State TV mass hypnosis
Fake news in extreme doses
These things can always rile me up
Anything goes – I pay
A million billboards – I pay
Your army of trolls – I pay
It always winds me up
Smear campaigns work no longer
They’ve made the new guy stronger
Try harder, Prime Fearmonger
Ask for some more cash to launder
Welcome to a sovereign country
Where spies and pedos run free
These things can always rile me up
Anything goes – I pay…
Keep the message elementary
We’ll get nuked if Vlad gets angry
Better keep the old man happy
War is bad, so vote for Daddy
This sect is a weird subculture
This white dove looks like a vulture
Time to kick him off the pulpit
Ignore all this bullhorn bullshit
Seen the polls? Not highly rated
Boss, you must be hibernated
This will be the last maneuver
Move it, see you in the future
Embrace the downward spiral
Watch your rival going viral
Let’s hope that we’ll be moving on
Anything goes – I pay…
Always winds me up
Always winds me up
Always irritates me
Always winds me up
Blacklist
Yes, we’ve made it, we’re on the blacklist
Reached the top with all the practice
Sidenote to the radio:
It’s dangerous, you’ve got to ban this
In this country, we don’t work hard
We’re making friends to skip that part
Pop stars mix with the gov’ment crew
MPs like MCs too
Shut your mouth or the doors will close
Yes, we know how it goes
Every call ends up the same
They hang up when they hear our name
I’m fine here, and you’re fine there
A nation hates you but you don’t care
As long as you get your share
Every time, everywhere
Zero hits and fadin’ out
What the fuck was it all about?
Sold your soul and what did you get?
Someone took your seat on the jet
Champagne, caviar
Cocaine in the minibar
Sniff it like you mean it, buddy
Like a rock star
Friday: orgy
Saturday: opera
Father I’ve sinned
I know, I held the camera
Wait a minute, they’re all in it or just wanna lay low
Everybody’s doin’ it, but someone’s gotta say no
Summer is a bummer if you’re not trendy
We’re going on holiday, our calendar’s empty
We won’t sell out, we’ll stop at the top
Not fizzling out like soda pop
What you’ve seen’s not all we’ve got
We can’t keep our pieholes shut
Yes, we know he’s no dictator
Not yet, but he could be later
Tips from Moscow, cops from China
His new yacht’s an ocean liner
Idiot Tax
I feel so poor, I can’t buy anything No shoes, no clothes, no food, no medicine Record inflation’s troubling the nation Socks for Christmas, no Playstation The government’s shifty, better be thrifty Look at that chart, it’s almost 50 Why does milk cost more than heroin? Ends don’t meet and minds are narrowin’ Tesco fiasco, Aldicalypse now Bad times, baby, get by somehow I won’t take these, better not say cheese Cashier girl, kill me right away, please I can’t handle all the crazy prices Propaganda tells you who’s behind this It’s more than just a bad case of Politicianitis / There’s chaos beyond this crisis Please don’t rape the rules of economy Or you end up where you don’t wanna be We like French fries with populist lies We’re sliding back to communist times You better quit eating, turn off the heating The same story keeps on repeating I’d rather trust a barrel of monkeys than these authority junkies You know this, but I’ll just say it It’s the idiot tax and we all pay it I want it but I say no At least I’m losing weight, bro Life is just a shit tornado Motivation: quite low Not good, I know Maybe I’ll go full on psycho I can’t handle all the crazy prices They freak me out and scare me more than ISIS It’s more than just a bad case of Politicianitis There’s chaos beyond this crisis
Hungarian Satan
Time has stopped and Hungary’s dreaming A bad, bad dream, we’re waking up screaming He’s always back, it’s a terrible feeling There he goes again A sociodrama bordering slapstick Don’t stop, bro, the show is fantastic Not really, just being sarcastic Don’t do this again A disaster 20 years in the makin’ Now we’ve got our very own Satan Malevolent and diabolical Hyperactive, and hypocritical 666 – the number is taken 665 – Hungarian Satan Malevolent and diabolical Lies and lies, he’s pathological Norman Bates meets Patrick Bateman No-one likes Hungarian Satan If there’s a way, he’ll block it, we all know he’s on it We’ll be Mini Russia ‘til Putin kicks the bucket It’s all about his ego, everyone can suck it He’ll rape our hopes again He’s the lego brick you step on in bare feet The pile of turd on Johnny Depp’s bedsheet Your alcoholic uncle sleeping in the back seat Oops he did it again The girls are scared, the children are screamin’ Go away, you creepy old demon Malevolent and diabolical Hyperactive, and hypocritical He’s that guy everyone’s hatin’ Say his name: Hungarian Satan Malevolent and diabolical It’s all his fault, totally logical Who’s to blame? The answer is blatant Always blame Hungarian Satan I know you can, but you don’t have to It’s just like having a face tattoo I have a feeling that we could go on perfectly without you Like really bad porn, putting it bluntly Debbie did Dallas, Feri does a country We’re stuck with him forever, aren’t we? It's Groundhog Day again And every time we choose the state capture Satan would be too much adventure Malevolent and diabolical Hyperactive, and hypocritical 666 – the number is taken 665 – Hungarian Satan Malevolent and diabolical He just can’t stop, it’s biological The zit on your nose when you’re datin’ No-one likes Hungarian Satan Feri…
Viktorland
The VIP gang is here for the picnic Is that your face? it looks like a dick pic Call your daddy if you need more cash to spend They ain’t too sharp, so guess who’s the smartest The mastermind’s a big-time con artist He’s built this cult to be worshipped ‘til the end Just turn your TV on We're right, and they're all wrong Something's off in CPAC Wonderland Don’t you love our one-man government? That's just how it's always been Mass hypnosis through the screen Teachers quit, the kids will never read No more surgeons, lie still ‘til you bleed Situation’s outta hand It's not the fall that matters It's how you land Up on the hill, behind secure fences This is the land of no consequences You won’t get caught, it’s easy to avoid When all your friends are evil and scary Acting nice is unnecessary The phones are tapped, Big Brother’s getting paranoid Wake up, the house is on fire Knock, knock. Who’s there? The Russian Empire Election time, it’s your call, you decide Let’s vote for collective suicide That's just how it's always been School canteens serve soylent green It's in the bible, read the summary The Hunger Games take place in Hungary Goodbye to the life we planned It's not the fall that matters It's how you land Why's it so dark and cold? It's not what we were told Putin's sputnik, Soviet satellite Feed your cronies' endless appetite Time to flex your hate muscles Blame your failure on Brussels Watch your boss's exit strategy Tenth floor window, the way it's gotta be And finally, you understand It's not the fall that matters…
Illiberal Holiday
We don't give a fuck and we don't need a reason Let's hit play and roll with the season Oops, a forest, I'm so sorry There's enough left, don't you worry Wipe the dirt off, make things cleaner Astroturf is always greener Stealing all the land and selling it to China For this big red dick, you’re a tiny vagina Oops, the water is depleted Stop showering, you don’t need it Ain’t it funny? We make great money while you’re toiling in the plant like the Duracell bunny Illiberal holiday They rule you obey I've waited all these years, but I can't wait forever When will this nightmare go away? It used to be free, now you can't afford it No-one cares. Go on, report it There’s no entry, stop the envy Clear the driveway for the Bentley Sign the papers, time to shake hands There's no wasteland in Bad Taste Land Like the Camorra, one big family Greenpeace, leave please, or I'll call security Bring the yacht, I'll bring the champagne Find a buzzword, start a campaign It ain’t too pretty but I feel no pity We own this city and the city hall committee Illiberal holiday It's so not okay I've waited all these years, but I can't wait forever When will this nightmare go away? Illiberal holiday Guess who's gonna pay Illiberal holiday Can’t hear what you say I've waited all these years, but I can't wait forever When will this nightmare go away?
Tony Montana (2023)
Party like a politician in the city With legislative immunity Teenage sluts `n` Bolivian cocaine Make me feel I’m 18 again Thanks for voting! You can call me Tony Montana I can do the stuff I wanna / Ain’t no surprise, drop the drama It’s brainwash time, let’s launder money The people’s choice, I know, it’s funny And all that shit I promised to do… Do I look trustworthy to you? Thanks for voting! You can call me Tony Montana I get to party with Rihanna / She’s got the finest marijuana Thanks for voting! You can call me Tony Montana I can do the stuff I wanna Get my dick sucked in the sauna Tony Montana
Tropical Breakdown
Only silence on the radio Humans failed, let the animals in Corporate greed was the cardinal sin See, years and years of burning gasoline Diggin our grave, killing all the green Maybe I'm wrong, maybe you're right But neither of us gets outta here alive Headlines say it’s game over That’s it we won’t sink lower Lockdown, Breakdown, Power to the animals! Face your future, side with the radicals Fat and slow, such an easy prey Deal with it, Darwin. No getaway The fit survive, but you skipped the gym Swimming with the sharks, you’re never gonna win Guess what? Now it’s game over Give it up let them take over Only silence on the radio Humans, you don’t live here any more Violence breeds violence in the streets The media knows if it bleeds it leads Scream, here’s your freedom of speech Alligators chasing models on the beach Eat the rich, they’re richer in fat Soften them up with a baseball bat Headlines say it’s game over They won let them take over Street-walking cheetah, brain-eating amoeba Gorillas fistin’ Justin Bieber PETA set the tigers free I love this city but it doesn’t like me Urban jungle, the air is sweaty Baby are you ready, don’t forget your machete Headlines say it’s game over They won, let them take over
Astrolena
It’s mass hysteria On social media But there’s a common understanding We’ve all seen the saucers landing She came from outer space Three breasts right in my face I love her skintight silver spacesuit Raygun tucked into her rain boot Hey, Astrolena, I’ll be your Romeo Your skin is mint, your eyes are indigo A million light years is quite a rodeo Believe me, I really wanna go I’ve got some news for you Earthlings have feelings too Turn on the quantum generator Turn left at the Ursa Major How can you resist me? It’s perfect chemistry Intergalactic supernova Stars collide and then they blow up Hey, Astrolena, destroy your radio We’ll disappear and they will never know We’re leaving Earth, I’ll beat my vertigo Believe me, I really wanna go Hey, Astrolena, I’ll be your Romeo Your skin is mint, your eyes are indigo A million light years is quite a rodeo Believe me, I really wanna go Emergency broadcast Humans, your’re invaded No matter if you’re triple vaxed Or unvaccinated The stars are all around us We look so good together Planet Earth is blue indeed We’re leaving it forever So long, I’m outta here All good, all clear
The Plane To Toronto
Inside is hell, outside is heaven And the lights are on 24/7 Hold on please, we’re gonna get you home It’s been a long time, but you’ve never been alone You’ve gotta know, bad times won’t last forever In no time, I know / You'll be on the plane to Toronto In no time, I know / Memories comin' up like a slideshow In no time, I know / You'll be on the plane to Toronto Getting out of Kafka's Trial sane / you'll be on the plane Inside is hell, outside is heaven This shocked us more than 9/11 You've missed Trump's fall and the Capitol siege The Hong-Kong riots and the Lockdown year When we meet I'll tell you everything that's happened In no time, I know / You'll be on the plane to Toronto In no time, I know / Memories comin' up like a slideshow In no time, I know / You'll be on the plane to Toronto Be our guest in Budapest too Still a nice place, just a bit psycho In no time, I know / You'll be on the plane to Toronto Drivin’ up to the airport in the rain And you'll be on the plane In no time, I know / You'll be on the plane to Toronto
Nightbreed
2020 is the year I go sober / Week 2, and I know It’s over I’m a failure, I’m a liar / Said I’d stop, but I wanna get higher Bad vibes, suburban disco / Did I say yes to this? No. Where are we? Are we there yet? / This night is a night we’ll regret I knew the ending the minute that we started What a plan, you’ve gotta be retarded Why do I hang out with you? Maybe cos I’m fucked up too Happy meal made of soylent green We’ll never find out who killed Epstein Gonna tell my kids it was me Here comes your bedtime story Every patient needs a medication It’s a trap, what a tricky situation I’m not bad, just lack of education No hope for the lost generation Every patient needs a medication Yes I’ve earned my bad reputation That girl on the way to the station Was it real or my imagination? Glaciers melting sea level rising The Armageddon’s on the horizon No future, we all go under Live faster, party harder There’s a noise we know in this town The sound of our lives tumbling down Never say never again It’s always one outta ten Every patient needs a medication It’s a trap, what a tricky situation I’m not bad, just lack of education No hope for the lost generation Every patient needs a medication Yes I’ve earned my bad reputation That girl on the way to the station Was it real or my imagination? Every patient needs a medication Shades on, it’s a secret operation Can you feel this bad vibration? Life’s fake, it’s just a simulation Every patient needs a medication Ball cap on every occasion What a flagrant fashion violation No stop till full annihilation
Minor Problem
Take it easy, Sweetie Pie / Oil is fine, coal is fine Don’t fret, it’s all a lie / Outta sight, outta mind Did daddy have a car? Cos I’ve had plenty / We can’t go back to 1820 My Saudi friends are getting uptight / Go back to school and give up the fight CO2 is a greenhouse gas / You can kiss my White House ass Green is good, sassy lass / You missed biology class Minor problem, Thumbelina / Tiny queen of shy demeanor Melancholic ballerina / Please step outta my arena To hell with the Gen Z climate frenzy / Envy me, I ride my Benzy Look at you, a Vegan Viking / Far too dark green for my liking Polar bears, solar flares / You keep talking, no-one cares I’ve got a beef with Scandinavia / No Greenland? You’ve got me hatin’ ya Two words: A$AP Rocky, you owe me / How dare you mess with my homie? Open Facebook, you will see / they hate you even more than me We agree that plants are good / Like car plants in your neighborhood Something you misunderstood? / IKEA chairs are made of wood Minor problem, Thumbelina / Tiny queen of shy demeanor Melancholic ballerina /Captain Planet, I can’t hear ya You’re poor, I’m rich. Bitch, don’t teach me I’m smart like Nietche, they won’t impeach me How to say this, I’ll be gentle / You have gone environ-mental Burger nation USA / From the East Coast to LA We stand united, hear me say / You won’t take our steak away Hang on now, gotta take this call / Ukrainians, I hate them all Would you please do me a favor? / I knew you would, talk to you later
Virus, Climate, Meteor, Zombies
Virus, Climate, Meteor, Zombies Zombies wearing Abercrombies You’ll find out in a tinfoil hat / Elvis lives and the Earth is flat The virus came from a secret lab / You’ll thank me for revealing that Cos I’m on a mission / Survival ambition /Guns, ammunition I’m gonna be fine Black operation / Live simulation / Reptilian vision It’s all by design Virus, Climate, Meteor, Zombies Someone turn the TV on please Facebook, Facebook, let me see / Who set this virus free Bill Gates, the Pope, or Hillary / Gimme more conspiracy The last generation / John’s Revelations / Smart intuition We’ve run outta time A bad premonition / Consumption obsession The mask won’t help / Here’s the end of the line Virus, Climate, Meteor, Zombies / Zombies wearing Abercrombies Virus, Climate, Meteor, Zombies / Pack that rucksack, get the car keys
London Moscow London
Agents always die by night Cyanide pills for sleeping tight Meeting strangers in a bar Polonium in the samovar Life becomes a film noir When you’ve gone too far Wait until I say farewell to London Not just some place that you abandon / Until my organs cease to function And then I’m moving on to Hell No more questions, you know why Touch the handle, then you die Moscow set to close the case World War 3, the final phase God, I miss the Soviet days In so many ways
Creepy Stalker
I’m stalking you, I’m a die-hard fan I’ll kidnap you in an ice cream van I’ll make it right, I’ve been unkind And hold you in the basement till you change your mind I move too slow and your pitbull’s fast Dog bites hurt, but the pain won’t last The plan was good, but me... not quite Maybe, in the end, your mum was right It’s hard to understand me Now I don’t wanna know it’s over Until there’s a restraining order Stop shouting at me please, I hate it No wonder I feel so underrated / No wonder you’ve barred my number Told my story to a shrink I knew Cut his wrists halfway through Life is full of mysery Everyone is getting depressed round me I’ll take this pill and I’ll take those two I’m still not ready for someone new I’m watching you secretly You’ll never find the right one, cos it was me Someday you’ll understand me
Sid & Nancy Do NYC
Leaving London for New York City Where nightmares all become reality Chinese Rocks, we’ll miss a payment Hookers, dealers, entertainment Let’s get wasted in the Bowery Follow me, Follow me, Follow me to the future Will you follow me? Serial killers dominate the news Son of Sam, Ted Bundy on the loose It’s over now, I’m sorry Nancy There’s no way out of the Chelsea Time to say hello to Destiny Follow me, Follow me, Follow me to the future Will you follow me?
Come Back Joe Strummer
You’ve gotta come back for one last encore only Would you play Police and Thieves just for me? You’ll sing and I’ll believe in anything you say You’re the punk rock warlord in Hammersmith Palais From London to Granada, true rebel all the way Thank you for the soundtrack of Climate Judgement Day You’ve gotta come back for one last encore only Would you play Police and Thieves just for me? You’ve gotta come back for one last encore only It’s been downhill since Tony Baloney You’ve gotta come back for one last encore only Would you play Police and Thieves just for me? You’ve gotta come back for one last encore only Hate and War, Death or Glory It wasn’t just another story England without you is sad and lonely
Happy New Year
Doing stuff you shouldn’t do I admit, I envy you Falling from the balcony You’ve proved your immortality Death calls you the one that got away Winter’s here and off you go Diving head-first in the snow Fractures, trauma, injury Who burned down the Christmas tree? Death calls you the one that got away Happy New Year Happy New Year Although I really hate you I’m glad that you are here Despite all the trouble you caused, I’m really glad that you are here
Tony Montana
Party like a politician in the city With legislative immunity Teenage sluts `n` Bolivian cocaine Make me feel I’m 18 again Thanks for voting! You can call me Tony Montana I can do the stuff I wanna / Ain’t no surprise, drop the drama Corporate America, I love your money The people’s choice, I know, it’s funny And all that shit I promised to do… Do I look trustworthy to you? Thanks for voting! You can call me Tony Montana I get to party with Rihanna / She’s got the finest marijuana Thanks for voting! You can call me Tony Montana I can do the stuff I wanna Get my dick sucked in the sauna Tony Montana
Tronald Dump
Got cash, got women, got power Even got my very own tower Every tweet’s top news on Breitbart Wall Street got hammered by Walmart Can’t spell, but I’m president somehow Wanna save the environment? Not now Vladimir, take Europe, it’s alright We can watch my sex tape all night Bad news for trailer park wasteland I’ve lost you while getting my face tanned My sense of humor is twisted The White House says you’re blacklisted Poor, old, black, native American You’re fucked like kids in the Vatican You believed every single white lie Made Bush seem like such a nice guy
Paranoia, Panic, Propaganda
Paranoia, panic, propaganda
Ready for the brainwash? Do the mantra
Don’t act like a prima donna
It’s legal, unlike marijuana
Paranoia, panic, propaganda
Hatemonger extravaganza
Half baked truth and little white lies
I can see through your disguise
Can we make it go away?
And send them on a holiday / Can we please do it today?
I know we can
Here comes the leader of the nation
He understands the situation
And has no fear of crossing lines
Or lies repeated a thousand times
In times of trouble it’s a war you need
These are times of trouble indeed
Live in fear and die in style
Directed by Leni Riefenstahl
Green Light, Blue Lambo
I’m livin’ it, you just follow Rich people suck, you swallow Taste of the life you won’t know No Michelin stars at Tesco You’re waiting, contemplating your best days fading further away - It’s not OK White boy, you need more sunshine You won’t get any online Try flying private maybe Plenty of legroom, baby Your life is so incomplete You hear your heartbeat ticking away - It’s not OK Green light and blue Lambo - I say here we go I’m famous, look at my Jumbo-sized ego Where should we go now, Miami or Rio? / Who’s paying? It’s daddy in his tuxedo More fun than you will ever know I hate the ordinary Your average lives are scary Admit you find me sexy It’s envy, envy, envy You’re waiting, contemplating your best days fading further away - It’s not OK
Need Your Brain
Messed me up and ruined my life Then took control of me Every time I talk to you ’s like a lobotomy It only makes you stronger That’s what they always say Do I look like Dwayne Johnson? Cos you wreck me every day Need your brain Need your brain Need your brain in my head now So I can think again /Are you in for a transplant Before I go insane? You messed me up and ruined my life So what? It’s fine with me After all, you should accept My apology Ideas are trouble Just tell me what to do Your obedient zombie Will blindly follow you
Christmas Is Canceled
Twosome with a Christmas tree Instead of you and me Now everybody’s happy, everybody but me Just me and a mistletoe I need you, now I know I’ve got some friends here but they’re all imaginary And now you’re going away Lost you at a Christmas sale Black Friday runaway I hate this lonely holiday, thought you’d never leave me Pissed your name in the snow Don’t wanna let it go Turned off the lights, I think it’s not the way it should be Christmas is canceled this year Let’s get the fuck outta here Christmas is canceled forever No need to cut out the trees Hey, we can stay enemies Christmas is canceled for good
Go Bankrupt Go
Go Bankrupt Go x 8
Fifteen Minutes
Simon says you’ve got the factor I say you ain’t no Ronnie Spector Plastic Taylor – demonstrated Massive failure – celebrated Same old story – replicated Well done, baby, now you’ve made it Wait and know your limits Ride your fifteen minutes Fame, you know it’s overrated / it’s just evaporated You’re not real, I can feel it You just don’t look like you mean it Perfect dentures – fabricated All your gestures - imitated Simon’s just - ejaculated Well done, baby, now you’ve made it Wait and know your limits Ride your fifteen minutes Fame, you know it’s overrated / it’s just evaporated
Party Capital
Have one more whisky soda Forget about Barcelona Dwarf-tossing, ruin pub crawling Stag doers, it’s Budapest calling From January to December A holiday you won’t remember Welcome to the Party Capital Welcome to the Party Capital / Y.O.L.O. Party Animal Welcome to the Party Capital Party Capital of Europe Two days with a constant boner Noone left here who’s sober Pass out under the moonlight Handcuffed to a ho on a beerbike You know our prices won’t go higher Don’t come through the razor wire Welcome to the Party Capital… Budget airlines, AirBnB Martini, Tequila, Brandy
Gone to Bangalore
No job, No worries You don’t know how good it is My job’s gone to Bangalore Now I don’t have to work no more I’ve finally said goodbye to 9 to five Signed it on the dotted line Cleared my desk, oh so fine I feel so good, I feel alive Cos the market conditions are tough That’s OK, I’ve had enough I have so much better stuff to do Job, you’re gone, I understand it Call me when your plane has landed And forget about beefsteaks for a while You will see the Taj Mahal You may become a Bollywood star But you’ll need vaccinations to survive Cos the market conditions are tough That’s OK, I’ve had enough I have so much better stuff to do Wish me luck, I wish you luck Now that I don’t give a fuck Forget me before I forget you
The Legend of Lee Marvin
Why don’t you stay? Where would you go now? You’ve been long dead, so take it slow now Cos only you can pull it off - Only you can make it Lee Marvin, Lee Marvin Come back cos the girls are starvin’ For real men, strong and charmin’- Just like you Why don’t you stay? Where would you go now? Don’t talk, don’t talk just kill them all now Cos only you can pull it off, Only you can make it Lee Marvin, Lee Marvin Come back cos the girls are starvin’ For real men, strong and charmin’ - Just like you Lee Marvin, Lee Marvin Come back cos the girls are starvin’ Kate Upton, Barbi Palvin - They all need you College girls – they’ll be waitin’ Around the Earth – they’ll be waitin’ The Universe – will be waitin’ for you to come home
Fuck the 80s
Honey, you’ll need some time Rick Astley’s messing with your mind Burnouts and bored housewives We let the 80s ruin our lives We’re Back to 1988, Watch the walkman eat the tape Fuck the 80s – Drop the 80s I know what the worst decade is Drop the 80s – Fuck the 80s Bless your luck Millennial babies Fuck the 80s – Drop the 80s I know what the worst decade is / Sax solos are overrated Bless your lucky stars Millennial babies Honey, I can’t unwind Can’t get Sabrina off my mind Synth pop is here to stay We’re stuck with Spandau Ballet One hit wonders of the past, Plastic crap was built to last Fuck the 80s… Love the 50s, they were great 60s hippies we all hate Thanks for punk rock, 70s 80s, never come back please
Diamond Blonde
Here she comes now, Sugar Daddy Buy her clothes and buy her candy All the candies in the sweet shop Just like Santa,goin’ non-stop Digging gold in fancy places Hefty wallets, wrinkled faces It’s OK to date a zombie Romance died with Emily Bronte You'll be rich and famous but you're on your own Listen to your lover's velvet baritone You can be anything By smartly marrying Act like Marilyn And learn to swallow / And once you bury him You’ll sing YOLO Lady Luck is feelin’ groovy Time to put her in a movie Daddy may be a little rusty But you’ll make it in the film industry
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday, now you’re really getting old Happy Birthday, you ain’t sixteen any more Try to grow up, baby, try to act your age Now you’re really getting old You will look silly on the beach Bikini girls are outta reach Forget the stuff you wanna teach Accept that cougars are your niche Happy Birthday, now you’re really getting old And I mean it, you looked less ugly before Time to grow up, baby, time for moving on Now you’re really getting old You and your kids won’t get along And then they’ll leave you all alone And then they’ll put you in a home Don’t be afraid of getting old
Bipolar Bear
No wonder I’m angry Why would I be nice? With rheumatic feet that keep slipping on the ice Arctic depression Is quite common here Cos when it gets dark it’s night for half a year I’m a bipolar bear And I don’t think it’s fair Bipolar bear But you don’t have to say that you’re sorry No wonder I’m angry You don’t know how it feels When all you can talk to is walruses and seals There’s nothing to do here And insomnia is real Terminal boredom and fish for every meal I’m a bipolar bear And I don’t think it’s fair Bipolar bear But you don’t have to say that you’re sorry I wanna have those cocktails Lying in the sun Cos even polar bears are entitled to some fun
Disco Apocalypse
Wanna have some? Gonna get some Life is easy when you're awesome Better burn out, fuck fading away It's infectious like a virus Like a twerkin' Miley Cyrus Better burn out, fuck fading away But why should all this end before it's over It ain't here yet, it's only getting closer You know there's no tomorrow Just some time we borrow Spend it cleverly You ain't no Marilyn Monroe Wake up only after the world has gotten faster all you'll ever be 's just a regretful disaster Wanna have some? Gonna get some Life is easy, try to have fun Better burn out, fuck fading away Hang on in there for a while now Make it last, just do it somehow Better burn out, fuck fading away
War and Peace
Only you’ll be there Only you’ll be there Only you’ll be there Always, everywhere Only you’ll be there… Could we be like you, please? Sweet and kind to all Could we be like you, please? And say goodbye to war Keep waiting, waiting, listening till you’ve Heard a million stories Deep in your heart, there’s heaps of boxes full of fears and worries Keep waiting, watching, listening till you’ve Heard a million stories Deep in your heart, you keep all secrets, intrigues and theories
Timewaster
Shut up and beat it You ain’t got nothing To say so quit it Cos time is runnin’ You and your ultra-boring stories Could you please just fucking die? Stop wasting my time - Don’t waste my time Stop wasting my time - Don’t waste my time Stop wasting my time - Don’t waste my time Stop wasting my time - Don’t waste my time Stop messin’ around – Don’t mess around Stop wasting my time - Don’t waste my time I see you’re ready I’ve felt it comin’ I know what you have You ain’t got nothing Except the same old dopey stories Why don’t you just fucking die? I know he does it all the time I lose control, I lose my mind Stop wasting my time...
Veronica
Veronica, it seems you’ve got me Tough luck, I’m old and ugly I know you’ve always dreamed of someone nice It’s disappointing But even though you’d deserve better We’re gonna have to work together We’ve gotta find the way to work this out It’s up to you and me Though I don’t wanna force it on you I hope you’re gonna like the songs too Cos not a lot of people really do We need attention Veronica, just analyze this Help me through the midlife crisis I could really use an ego boost right now You know I need it bad Go ahead, make me proud This time I’ll do it right Give it all, let it out And keep me up all night Go ahead, make me proud This time I’ll do it right
Close Encounters
Someday, they’re gonna ask something Someday, they’re gonna ask something Someday, they’re gonna ask something And you can’t say ’no’ any more All that you’ve taken for granted One by one they take it all In the papers, on the TV, on your mind Close encounters of the most unwanted kind Someday, we’ve gotta do something Someday, we’ve gotta do something Someday, we’ve gotta do something I think I’ve heard this all before Too late, you’ve given up freedom And you can’t have it any more In your bedroom, on the subway, on your mind Close encounters of the most unwanted kind In the papers, on the TV, on your mind Close encounters of the most unwanted kind Just the same mistakes, we make them all time (You know that everything’s fine) Should have stopped them when we saw them cross the line In the papers, on the TV, on your mind (You know that …) Close encounters of the most unwanted kind (You know that …) Just the same mistakes, we make them all time (You know that…) Should have stopped them when we saw them cross the line Yeah, we really should have stopped them before they crossed the line
Alone
Love’s insane, love’s ethereal Now you play a silent serial killer and it feels so real Someone’s gotta love you Or noone’s gonna stop you Birds and bees, priests and choirboys It’s all too deep - that’s why love annoys The right one’s there, follow the inner voice Always the old ways So who’s gonna stay alone – Well, not you Who’s gonna stay alone – We’ve got you Who’s gonna stay alone – You’re choosing Only losers worry ’bout losing / Only losers fret over losing Your friends all say you’re too hysterical Exploding like a timebombed radical Stumbling round like a wounded animal Someone’s gotta love you Or noone’s gonna stop you He comes for you and takes you far away You can’t wait, cos who would wanna stay He’s on his way, it could be any day Swallow your sorrow Someone out there, don’t you need me? Life is messed up so completely Boys from Mars and girls from Venus There’s a whole world in between us
Monday Morning
Monday morning, Monday morning So pathetic, so annoying All my life is sad and boring Why is it always Monday morning to me But Friday wakes the dead and heals the lonely Two sevenths of your life’s what you have only If that is good, it’s gotta be OK When the weekend’s here, don’t let it go away Till Monday Monday morning, Monday morning Kicks the door in, there’s no warning Take the subway, start the swarming Nine to five it’s Monday morning today But Friday wakes the dead and heals the lonely Two sevenths of your life’s what you have only I wouldn’t have it any other way When the weekend’s here, don’t let it go away Till Monday
Rewound
Rewind to the scene with Teenage Me High school is done, it’s ’93 Got me a deal, bought my first bass The means to survive this hopeless place Learnin’ the trade from punk rock tapes It’s more than a fad, there’s no escape I’m joining a band later that year Blowing the chance of a career Afraid of missing out? Nothing will happen Start writing songs about Being let down I hate to tell you it’s only downhill now I’ve seen the future, don’t set your hopes too high
Weekend
Atomic age, minimum wage Can’t wait til tomorrow Salary day, outta my way Aiming for the front row Stuff to sell, corporate hell Waste your life away Forms to sign, unpaid overtime Just another day Here’s the weekend Life begins on the weekend Weekend Only livin’ on the weekend Gotta be fine, assembly line Going through the motions Sweating all day, shaking at night Dreaming of promotion Stuff to sell, corporate hell Get me outta here First to come, last to leave Just another year
Happenstance
Accept the irony, wait for the second chance Ignore reality, believe in happenstance Just talk to me Don’t go out of range And count on me You know I’m not gonna change Accept the irony, wait for the second chance Your private history, it suddenly makes sense
Wave of Bankruptcy
They're gonna hate it but they wanna know Who's gonna tell 'em they gotta go Before they hear it on the radio We didn't see it coming This would have come to you anyway Another place, another day Tough luck, I gotta say Better watch out Cos it's a wave of bankruptcy Can you believe now what you see? Life's great, then you hit the wall With the speed of a wrecking ball Goodbye, you've seen it all We didn't see it coming New yachts and limousines They won, it really seems I hate pyramid schemes Better watch out
Agony Bay
What could I say? Nothing's OK No need to ask When you know the answer Anchors aweigh It's Agony Bay Look in their eyes Despair is like cancer And we wait for better days Better days that never come Truly brave's the one who stays In the end we all succumb To being captured in this place Where better days will never come Drowsy decay In dirty gray Let's get depressed It's the ideal location Don't count the years Time disappears We've ended up At the wrong destination
Parallel Worlds
By '89 they'd died out one by one The commies never knew how to have fun The Wall and the Iron Curtain fell But I know they are there Cos we're living in parallel worlds We're living in parallel worlds We're living in parallel worlds And I won't ask you why In the end, there's only black and white Welcome to Euro-Apartheid Victims of a long forgotten age You've lost two decades Now we're living in parallel worlds We're living in parallel worlds We're living in parallel worlds And I won't ask you why They treat you down No interaction Eyes on the ground Make no connection at all Parallel worlds...
Lonesome Trains
8th day of the railway strike (no way, way out) The union wrecked your holy night (no way, way out) That's how you end a fucked up year That's how we sort things out down here And solidarity won't interfere 9th day of the railway strike (no way, way out) With means like this ends can't be right (no way, way out) It's funny how everything fails Life's passing by on lonesome trains 10th day of the railway strike (no way, way out) Going nowhere at the speed of light (no way, way out) It's funny how everything fails Life's passing by on lonesome trains
No Surrender
Too early to surrender Let's kill another year If you come back tomorrow Be sure you'll find me here You'll find me here rehearsing Missing the notes and cursing Like I always do You'll find me here pretending This story's never ending I've told you that Nothing keeps me away From doing this, cos it's fun Noone tells me what's right Noone Too early to surrender There's still so much to do I could go on for hours Would that make sense to you? Someday I'll be defeated By the same cycles repeated But it will take some time And I'm not sure how I'll turn out But I'm too hellbent to burn out I've told you that
Independent Girl
This must be the time when there's just Nothing to say You don't really feel like trying to make her stay She don't have to love ya She's free in her world You don't have to love this Independent girl There must a thousand things that You could do now So could you stop asking things like why and how
Straight Outta Graceland
Lousy trends, phony hypes Someone should sort it out Safely planned prototypes Someone should set things right Tonight the King will return from the grave and... Bigger than Jesus, stronger than Satan Salvation's coming straight outta Graceland Clean the charts, Wipe away All the filth you can find Dear RIAA Stop polluting my mind Tonight the King will return from the grave and We need a saviour, the position's vacant Salvation's coming straight outta Graceland
Years of Disasters
Things could get worse, I knew it well When Satan met Saddam in Hell We've closed a year of disasters, prepared for more to come I'm getting more and more depressed, am I the only one? So why can't I just take it as it comes? No season change, the weather's mild The situation's getting wild Panic at the fireworks, riots on the streets We've traded in reality for some shattered dreams So why can't I just take it Why can't I just take it We ain't gonna make it, as it seems
Sidewinder
What's coming your way is just what it seems She's going to blow you to smithereens No radar can find her location Cos her name is Annihilation And she's gonna find you wherever you are Your lifeline's short, much shorter than mine Her deadly precision will leave you no time Sidewinder, mercyless heatseeker Your body's glowing red to lead her And she's gonna find you wherever you are Problem solved, business done From the Falkland shores to Vietnam Sidewinder, mercyless heatseeker Your body's glowing red to lead her And she's gonna find you wherever you are
Memories from the Underground
Spending a most unusual night in Prague with a one-eyed dog And a cat controlled by evil spirits - It scared us all to death Viktor was such a friendly monster, he knew Gorilla ruled Mouthguard from Brisbane, nice to meet you I hope you liked your tour Someday, I've got to awake And all that remains is the pictures I take, inside I'll grow old with these memories Someday it all goes away If nobody's out there, I don't wanna play, I know I'll grow old with these memories from the underground Teaching a most unusual crowd how punk rock's being done Squat types, hell's angels and immigrants, plus Lisa and her dog C.S.O.A. means social center, and crusties smell like hell No vegan food, we want some pizza And we've learnt our lesson well
Cinderella
Once you've met Cinderella Tell her you wanna take her home And make her stay forever Unless you wanna die alone You need a guardian angel Tell her you wanna take her home Don't you ever try to change her Unless you wanna die alone You wanna try, and you say you'll try but you never do You wanna try, but you make it hard to believe in you You wanna try, but you always fail, and you wonder why Wonder why... Cinderella...
