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OUTSIDERS (2016) Go Bankrupt Go Go Bankrupt Go x 8 Fifteen Minutes Simon says you’ve got the factor I say you ain’t no Ronnie Spector Plastic Taylor – demonstrated Massive failure – celebrated Same old story – replicated Well done, baby, now you’ve made it Wait and know your limits Ride your fifteen minutes Fame, you know it’s overrated / it’s just evaporated You’re not real, I can feel it You just don’t look like you mean it Perfect dentures – fabricated All your gestures - imitated Simon’s just - ejaculated Well done, baby, now you’ve made it Wait and know your limits Ride your fifteen minutes Fame, you know it’s overrated / it’s just evaporated Party Capital Have one more whisky soda Forget about Barcelona Dwarf-tossing, ruin pub crawling Stag doers, it’s Budapest calling From January to December A holiday you won’t remember Welcome to the Party Capital Welcome to the Party Capital / Y.O.L.O. Party Animal Welcome to the Party Capital Party Capital of Europe Two days with a constant boner Noone left here who’s sober Pass out under the moonlight Handcuffed to a ho on a beerbike You know our prices won’t go higher Don’t come through the razor wire Welcome to the Party Capital… Budget airlines, AirBnB Martini, Tequila, Brandy Gone to Bangalore No job, No worries You don’t know how good it is My job’s gone to Bangalore Now I don’t have to work no more I’ve finally said goodbye to 9 to five Signed it on the dotted line Cleared my desk, oh so fine I feel so good, I feel alive Cos the market conditions are tough That’s OK, I’ve had enough I have so much better stuff to do Job, you’re gone, I understand it Call me when your plane has landed And forget about beefsteaks for a while You will see the Taj Mahal You may become a Bollywood star But you’ll need vaccinations to survive Cos the market conditions are tough That’s OK, I’ve had enough I have so much better stuff to do Wish me luck, I wish you luck Now that I don’t give a fuck Forget me before I forget you The Legend of Lee Marvin Why don’t you stay? Where would you go now? You’ve been long dead, so take it slow now Cos only you can pull it off - Only you can make it Lee Marvin, Lee Marvin Come back cos the girls are starvin’ For real men, strong and charmin’- Just like you Why don’t you stay? Where would you go now? Don’t talk, don’t talk just kill them all now Cos only you can pull it off, Only you can make it Lee Marvin, Lee Marvin Come back cos the girls are starvin’ For real men, strong and charmin’ - Just like you Lee Marvin, Lee Marvin Come back cos the girls are starvin’ Kate Upton, Barbi Palvin - They all need you College girls – they’ll be waitin’ Around the Earth – they’ll be waitin’ The Universe – will be waitin’ for you to come home Fuck the 80s Honey, you’ll need some time Rick Astley’s messing with your mind Burnouts and bored housewives We let the 80s ruin our lives We’re Back to 1988, Watch the walkman eat the tape Fuck the 80s – Drop the 80s I know what the worst decade is Drop the 80s – Fuck the 80s Bless your luck Millennial babies Fuck the 80s – Drop the 80s I know what the worst decade is / Sax solos are overrated Bless your lucky stars Millennial babies Honey, I can’t unwind Can’t get Sabrina off my mind Synth pop is here to stay We’re stuck with Spandau Ballet One hit wonders of the past, Plastic crap was built to last Fuck the 80s… Love the 50s, they were great 60s hippies we all hate Thanks for punk rock, 70s 80s, never come back please Diamond Blonde Here she comes now, Sugar Daddy Buy her clothes and buy her candy All the candies in the sweet shop Just like Santa,goin’ non-stop Digging gold in fancy places Hefty wallets, wrinkled faces It’s OK to date a zombie Romance died with Emily Bronte You'll be rich and famous but you're on your own Listen to your lover's velvet baritone You can be anything By smartly marrying Act like Marilyn And learn to swallow / And once you bury him You’ll sing YOLO Lady Luck is feelin’ groovy Time to put her in a movie Daddy may be a little rusty But you’ll make it in the film industry Happy Birthday Happy Birthday, now you’re really getting old Happy Birthday, you ain’t sixteen any more Try to grow up, baby, try to act your age Now you’re really getting old You will look silly on the beach Bikini girls are outta reach Forget the stuff you wanna teach Accept that cougars are your niche Happy Birthday, now you’re really getting old And I mean it, you looked less ugly before Time to grow up, baby, time for moving on Now you’re really getting old You and your kids won’t get along And then they’ll leave you all alone And then they’ll put you in a home Don’t be afraid of getting old Bipolar Bear No wonder I’m angry Why would I be nice? With rheumatic feet that keep slipping on the ice Arctic depression Is quite common here Cos when it gets dark it’s night for half a year I’m a bipolar bear And I don’t think it’s fair Bipolar bear But you don’t have to say that you’re sorry No wonder I’m angry You don’t know how it feels When all you can talk to is walruses and seals There’s nothing to do here And insomnia is real Terminal boredom and fish for every meal I’m a bipolar bear And I don’t think it’s fair Bipolar bear But you don’t have to say that you’re sorry I wanna have those cocktails Lying in the sun Cos even polar bears are entitled to some fun Disco Apocalypse Wanna have some? Gonna get some Life is easy when you're awesome Better burn out, fuck fading away It's infectious like a virus Like a twerkin' Miley Cyrus Better burn out, fuck fading away But why should all this end before it's over It ain't here yet, it's only getting closer You know there's no tomorrow Just some time we borrow Spend it cleverly You ain't no Marilyn Monroe Wake up only after the world has gotten faster all you'll ever be 's just a regretful disaster Wanna have some? Gonna get some Life is easy, try to have fun Better burn out, fuck fading away Hang on in there for a while now Make it last, just do it somehow Better burn out, fuck fading away War and Peace Only you’ll be there Only you’ll be there Only you’ll be there Always, everywhere Only you’ll be there… Could we be like you, please? Sweet and kind to all Could we be like you, please? And say goodbye to war Keep waiting, waiting, listening till you’ve Heard a million stories Deep in your heart, there’s heaps of boxes full of fears and worries Keep waiting, watching, listening till you’ve Heard a million stories Deep in your heart, you keep all secrets, intrigues and theories GOODBYE BLUE MONDAY (2013) Timewaster Shut up and beat it You ain’t got nothing To say so quit it Cos time is runnin’ You and your ultra-boring stories Could you please just fucking die? Stop wasting my time - Don’t waste my time Stop wasting my time - Don’t waste my time Stop wasting my time - Don’t waste my time Stop wasting my time - Don’t waste my time Stop messin’ around – Don’t mess around Stop wasting my time - Don’t waste my time I see you’re ready I’ve felt it comin’ I know what you have You ain’t got nothing Except the same old dopey stories Why don’t you just fucking die? I know he does it all the time I lose control, I lose my mind Stop wasting my time... Veronica Veronica, it seems you’ve got me Tough luck, I’m old and ugly I know you’ve always dreamed of someone nice It’s disappointing But even though you’d deserve better We’re gonna have to work together We’ve gotta find the way to work this out It’s up to you and me Though I don’t wanna force it on you I hope you’re gonna like the songs too Cos not a lot of people really do We need attention Veronica, just analyze this Help me through the midlife crisis I could really use an ego boost right now You know I need it bad Go ahead, make me proud This time I’ll do it right Give it all, let it out And keep me up all night Go ahead, make me proud This time I’ll do it right Close Encounters Someday, they’re gonna ask something Someday, they’re gonna ask something Someday, they’re gonna ask something And you can’t say ’no’ any more All that you’ve taken for granted One by one they take it all In the papers, on the TV, on your mind Close encounters of the most unwanted kind Someday, we’ve gotta do something Someday, we’ve gotta do something Someday, we’ve gotta do something I think I’ve heard this all before Too late, you’ve given up freedom And you can’t have it any more In your bedroom, on the subway, on your mind Close encounters of the most unwanted kind In the papers, on the TV, on your mind Close encounters of the most unwanted kind Just the same mistakes, we make them all time (You know that everything’s fine) Should have stopped them when we saw them cross the line In the papers, on the TV, on your mind (You know that …) Close encounters of the most unwanted kind (You know that …) Just the same mistakes, we make them all time (You know that…) Should have stopped them when we saw them cross the line Yeah, we really should have stopped them before they crossed the line Alone Love’s insane, love’s ethereal Now you play a silent serial killer and it feels so real Someone’s gotta love you Or noone’s gonna stop you Birds and bees, priests and choirboys It’s all too deep - that’s why love annoys The right one’s there, follow the inner voice Always the old ways So who’s gonna stay alone – Well, not you Who’s gonna stay alone – We’ve got you Who’s gonna stay alone – You’re choosing Only losers worry ’bout losing / Only losers fret over losing Your friends all say you’re too hysterical Exploding like a timebombed radical Stumbling round like a wounded animal Someone’s gotta love you Or noone’s gonna stop you He comes for you and takes you far away You can’t wait, cos who would wanna stay He’s on his way, it could be any day Swallow your sorrow Someone out there, don’t you need me? Life is messed up so completely Boys from Mars and girls from Venus There’s a whole world in between us Monday morning Monday morning, Monday morning So pathetic, so annoying All my life is sad and boring Why is it always Monday morning to me But Friday wakes the dead and heals the lonely Two sevenths of your life’s what you have only If that is good, it’s gotta be OK When the weekend’s here, don’t let it go away Till Monday Monday morning, Monday morning Kicks the door in, there’s no warning Take the subway, start the swarming Nine to five it’s Monday morning today But Friday wakes the dead and heals the lonely Two sevenths of your life’s what you have only I wouldn’t have it any other way When the weekend’s here, don’t let it go away Till Monday REWOUND (2011) Rewound Rewind to the scene with Teenage Me High school is done, it’s ’93 Got me a deal, bought my first bass The means to survive this hopeless place Learnin’ the trade from punk rock tapes It’s more than a fad, there’s no escape I’m joining a band later that year Blowing the chance of a career Afraid of missing out? Nothing will happen Start writing songs about Being let down I hate to tell you it’s only downhill now I’ve seen the future, don’t set your hopes too high Weekend Atomic age, minimum wage Can’t wait til tomorrow Salary day, outta my way Aiming for the front row Stuff to sell, corporate hell Waste your life away Forms to sign, unpaid overtime Just another day Here’s the weekend Life begins on the weekend Weekend Only livin’ on the weekend Gotta be fine, assembly line Going through the motions Sweating all day, shaking at night Dreaming of promotion Stuff to sell, corporate hell Get me outta here First to come, last to leave Just another year Happenstance Accept the irony, wait for the second chance Ignore reality, believe in happenstance Just talk to me Don’t go out of range And count on me You know I’m not gonna change Accept the irony, wait for the second chance Your private history, it suddenly makes sense RAZOR WIRES AND NEON LIGHTS (2009) Wave of Bankruptcy They're gonna hate it but they wanna know Who's gonna tell 'em they gotta go Before they hear it on the radio We didn't see it coming This would have come to you anyway Another place, another day Tough luck, I gotta say Better watch out Cos it's a wave of bankruptcy Can you believe now what you see? Life's great, then you hit the wall With the speed of a wrecking ball Goodbye, you've seen it all We didn't see it coming New yachts and limousines They won, it really seems I hate pyramid schemes Better watch out Notes: We're called Bankrupt with a reason Agony Bay What could I say? Nothing's OK No need to ask When you know the answer Anchors aweigh It's Agony Bay Look in their eyes Despair is like cancer And we wait for better days Better days that never come Truly brave's the one who stays In the end we all succumb To being captured in this place Where better days will never come Drowsy decay In dirty gray Let's get depressed It's the ideal location Don't count the years Time disappears We've ended up At the wrong destination Notes: Greetings from the lukewarm backwaters of Europe, where every day's an all time low! Parallel Worlds By '89 they'd died out one by one The commies never knew how to have fun The Wall and the Iron Curtain fell But I know they are there Cos we're living in parallel worlds We're living in parallel worlds We're living in parallel worlds And I won't ask you why In the end, there's only black and white Welcome to Euro-Apartheid Victims of a long forgotten age You've lost two decades Now we're living in parallel worlds We're living in parallel worlds We're living in parallel worlds And I won't ask you why They treat you down No interaction Eyes on the ground Make no connection at all Parallel worlds... Notes: Two decades after the Berlin wall fell, the East-West division doesn't seem to ever cease in Europe. Lonesome Trains 8th day of the railway strike (no way, way out) The union wrecked your holy night (no way, way out) That's how you end a fucked up year That's how we sort things out down here And solidarity won't interfere 9th day of the railway strike (no way, way out) With means like this ends can't be right (no way, way out) It's funny how everything fails Life's passing by on lonesome trains 10th day of the railway strike (no way, way out) Going nowhere at the speed of light (no way, way out) It's funny how everything fails Life's passing by on lonesome trains Notes: Hungary's most corrupt railway union thought it was a good idea not to suspend their strike before Christmas 2008, and destroy the holidays of those not having any other travel options. No Surrender Too early to surrender Let's kill another year If you come back tomorrow Be sure you'll find me here You'll find me here rehearsing Missing the notes and cursing Like I always do You'll find me here pretending This story's never ending I've told you that Nothing keeps me away From doing this, cos it's fun Noone tells me what's right Noone Too early to surrender There's still so much to do I could go on for hours Would that make sense to you? Someday I'll be defeated By the same cycles repeated But it will take some time And I'm not sure how I'll turn out But I'm too hellbent to burn out I've told you that Notes: No fucking surrender, we've told you Independent Girl This must be the time when there's just Nothing to say You don't really feel like trying to make her stay She don't have to love ya She's free in her world You don't have to love this Independent girl There must a thousand things that You could do now So could you stop asking things like why and how Notes: Let's go back to 2000 when the future seemed bright, we were young, and we wrote songs about girls. ROCKET TO RIOT CITY (2008) Straight Outta Graceland Lousy trends, phony hypes Someone should sort it out Safely planned prototypes Someone should set things right Tonight the King will return from the grave and... Bigger than Jesus, stronger than Satan Salvation's coming straight outta Graceland Clean the charts, Wipe away All the filth you can find Dear RIAA Stop polluting my mind Tonight the King will return from the grave and We need a saviour, the position's vacant Salvation's coming straight outta Graceland Notes: Written on the 30th anniversary of Elvis's death. Years of Disasters Things could get worse, I knew it well When Satan met Saddam in Hell We've closed a year of disasters, prepared for more to come I'm getting more and more depressed, am I the only one? So why can't I just take it as it comes? No season change, the weather's mild The situation's getting wild Panic at the fireworks, riots on the streets We've traded in reality for some shattered dreams So why can't I just take it Why can't I just take it We ain't gonna make it, as it seems Notes: 2006 was a bad year for Hungary. In August, the annual constitution day fireworks turned into a nightmare when an unexpectedly severe thunderstorm hit the celebrating crowd causing mass hysteria and several deaths. In October, the 1956 revolution was re-enacted on its 50th anniversary by anti-government rioters and brutal police squads clashing on the streets of Budapest. The country is going downhill ever since thanks to its corrupt politicians. 2006 was also a particularly bad year for Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein, who was hanged a day before New Year's Eve. Sidewinder What's coming your way is just what it seems She's going to blow you to smithereens No radar can find her location Cos her name is Annihilation And she's gonna find you wherever you are Your lifeline's short, much shorter than mine Her deadly precision will leave you no time Sidewinder, mercyless heatseeker Your body's glowing red to lead her And she's gonna find you wherever you are Problem solved, business done From the Falkland shores to Vietnam Sidewinder, mercyless heatseeker Your body's glowing red to lead her And she's gonna find you wherever you are Notes: Sidewinder heat-seeking missiles have been used in international conflicts since the 1950s. Women behaving like heat-seeking missiles have been around since the beginning of time. Memories from the Underground Spending a most unusual night in Prague with a one-eyed dog And a cat controlled by evil spirits - It scared us all to death Viktor was such a friendly monster, he knew Gorilla ruled Mouthguard from Brisbane, nice to meet you I hope you liked your tour Someday, I've got to awake And all that remains is the pictures I take, inside I'll grow old with these memories Someday it all goes away If nobody's out there, I don't wanna play, I know I'll grow old with these memories from the underground Teaching a most unusual crowd how punk rock's being done Squat types, hell's angels and immigrants, plus Lisa and her dog C.S.O.A. means social center, and crusties smell like hell No vegan food, we want some pizza And we've learnt our lesson well Notes: Inspired by weird touring experiences in the Czech Republic and Italy. Cinderella Once you've met Cinderella Tell her you wanna take her home And make her stay forever Unless you wanna die alone You need a guardian angel Tell her you wanna take her home Don't you ever try to change her Unless you wanna die alone You wanna try, and you say you'll try but you never do You wanna try, but you make it hard to believe in you You wanna try, but you always fail, and you wonder why Wonder why... Cinderella... Notes: One day you'll find the right girl too.